I am Baby Truffles. Queen of all truffles. I also like penguins 🐧
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strideer:

'i'm just saying man, you're gayer then i am. like on a scale from one to gay, that is you right there, at the end of the spectrum. also, you kissed me first, so kinda case closed, you're busted bro.'
'yeah but who is the one who kissed me right back officer that is excessive canoodling with a suspect that is crossing some probably totally bogus lines in the code of conduct'
'you are one smooth criminal, dave.'

strideer:

'i'm just saying man, you're gayer then i am. like on a scale from one to gay, that is you right there, at the end of the spectrum. also, you kissed me first, so kinda case closed, you're busted bro.'

'yeah but who is the one who kissed me right back officer that is excessive canoodling with a suspect that is crossing some probably totally bogus lines in the code of conduct'

'you are one smooth criminal, dave.'